Female Terminology: Learn it...remember it guys!

I've come up (and also copied) some "USEFUL" terms used by females *no offence girls, don't start beating me up later* =P

Female Terminology:

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES (not Jay Chou's "please give 2 more min)
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it or... dunno, depends on who the girl is, and the consequences could be real bad :o

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.
Oh, and before we forget ...

"WHATEVER"
...it's a woman's way of saying F*CK YOU

Sorry for the 18sx thingy. Remember it well guys, just in case some girls use these words on you ;)